Ninja Bombed

As I was taking a shower and Pan was blowdrying her hair:

Me: (sniff, sniff)Aww man, you could have waited till I finished showering.
Pan: What?...(sniff)...Stinky Yo!
Me: I didn't do it.
Pan: I didn't do it. You did it.
Me: I didn't do it. YOU did it!
Pan: I didn't do it.
Me: ?...Smells like you!
Pan: Smells like YOU!!!

I open the shower curtain to get out. Mocha is laying on the bath mat...it was Mocha! We were just Ninja Bombed by the dog...Stinky Yo!