The Baby Poop Olympics
This morning at 3:45am while changing Maya's diaper, Maya sneezed and shot liquid poo across the bathroom. Like a Barry Bonds homerun, I knew it was a tape measure shot based on the noise. There was a trail poo 5 feet across the bathroom.
On my hands and knees wiping up the poo, I felt proud and amazed at Maya's newly discovered ability. I don't want to sound like one of those competitive parents, but my little girl got talent.
On my hands and knees wiping up the poo, I felt proud and amazed at Maya's newly discovered ability. I don't want to sound like one of those competitive parents, but my little girl got talent.
posted by robwonton at 8:47 AM
3 Comments:
Wow! True talent! You must be proud! Start a scrap book! Or would that be a _crap book? I though my little Zoe was talented in the poop department. Ping is the hands down winner! My antibacterial wipes off to you and Pan on your Wonder Girl!
DUDE.
This is the most amazing thing i have ever heard!!!!!!!! I cried!!!
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